Sex Is The Most Important Thing To Write About

Because it’s never really just about sex.

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I was once on a hike with my parents when we came across a donkey. One of the grey ones, with a cross on his back. And so, naturally, I began to sing the Christmas Carol Little Donkey to him, which he appeared to enjoy because he got a huge hard-on. Leading to an awkward silence between my family and me, and all of…